"But we're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet that can see the strings." - Dr. Manhattan, Watchmen
Han: So, how we doin'?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad, huh?
In Jabba's Palace - Return of the Jedi
"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"This town needs an enema!"
"HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!! Why didn't somebody tell me that he had one of those....things?!"
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?" - The Joker, Batman
"I think you and I are destined to do this forever." - The Joker, The Dark Knight
And my all time favorite....
"Sun worshipping dog launchers!!!" - The Tick