CHAPTER THREE
“From the looks of these diagnostics, your warp field efficiency is almost 5% below what it should be, the inertial dampeners need realigning, the EPS manifold has to be purged immediately, and your dilithium matrix is about to fall apart.”
“Yes, Commander, again, that is your opinion, sir. According to my manuals, everything is well within normal parameters.”
Geordi shrugged and dropped the padd to the console, “Yes, it is my opinion, that's true. But remember, those manuals were written by designers, not engineers. Sometime I'll tell you about a designer I used to know.”
“Yes, sir, of course, sir. However, Commander, I'm here to inform you that we will be arriving at Gamma Station early. The Challenger is being ordered back to Starbase 125. The Captain has asked that you report to Transporter Room 3 immediately.”
“Well, why didn't you say so sooner?” Geordi rose, and headed for the turbolift, leaving the now relieved Lieutenant behind.
The doors to the turbolift swooshed open, and he did a double-take. His implanted eyes blinked as he took in the scene before him. Two human males, a klingon woman, a tall, black vulcan male, and a trill female, all bunched up in the small room, carrying luggage.
“Excuse me,” he stepped forward, and the 5 officers squeezed in a little tighter, the klingon woman giving him a slight look of annoyance. He nodded to her, offering her a small smile in apology, and spun around as the doors snapped shut.
“Transporter Room 3.”
The turbolift started up again, and Geordi sighed. These things could get cramped fast. He felt the klingon woman breathing on his neck, and guessed she must be claustrophobic. Maybe she'd had a bad experience with a turbolift at some point. He trained his eyes on the duranium of the door, analyzing it for micro-fractures or other imperfections when he felt a weird sense, as if he was being watched, and turned to his right. One of the human males, obviously from the Asian continent, was smiling at him broadly.
“You're Geordi LaForge, aren't you?” the young officer asked him.
“Yes, I am.”
He stuck out his hand akwardly, jostling the vulcan as he did, “Lieutenant Harry Kim, sir. It's a real pleasure to meet you.”
Geordi smiled, and shook his hand as best he could, “Same here.” He let go of the young officer's slightly sweaty palm, and turned back to the doors.
“I've read about all of your adventures, sir. On the Enterprise.”
“That so?”
“Yes, sir. In fact, my friend Tom wrote a whole holo-novel with a friend of ours about the Enterprise-D.”
“Harry!” the other male suddenly said.
“What? I was just telling him-”
“You're embarrassing him. Pardon my friend, Commander. He has the tact of a vulcan.”
“Vulcans are very tactful, Mr. Paris,” the vulcan officer said, “It is unfortunate that you confuse logic with rudeness.”
“Oh come on, Tuvok, vulcans are about as warm as liquid hydrogen. With personalities like Andorian foot leeches.”
“It is astonishing how your attempts at comedy have not gotten any better over the years, Lieutenant. Perhaps if you spent less time with Reginald Barclay creating holo-novels, and instead studied actual art-”
“Like those awful vulcan operas you like? No thank you.”
“They require a mind of logic, and an appreciation for other cultures. Two things you will never achieve.”
“That's for sure,” said Kim.
“Oh, shut up, Harry.”
“Why don't all of you shut up?” the klingon said, “It's like being in a room with 5-year-olds.”
The trill woman giggled
“Vulcans are renowned for their maturity, Lieutenant. I would think by now you would know me better,” said Tuvok.
The klingon rolled her eyes, “This from the guy who actually danced when Neelix decided to stay with those Talaxians.”
“That was a gift to a dear friend, Lieutenant. If anything, it showed my ability to be mature and rise above the limits of logic when the time is right.”
“It also showed you're a horrible dancer,”chuckled Harry.
The doors thankfully swooshed open, and Geordi stepped through them quickly, spinning on his heel towards the group, “You're the 4 officers from the Voyager.”
They all turned to him, the vulcan considering him with an upturned eyebrow.
“Yes, sir,” said Harry.
“Reg speaks very highly of all 4 of you. He never mentioned the holo-novel, though,” Geordi looked over at the trill female, and everyone else followed suit. She seemed to almost shrink under their attention.
“I'm not. I mean, you knew that obviously. Well, you didn't, Commander, but they did. I mean, because they were all on Voyager. And I wasn't,” she paused for a second, “I'm Dax.”
She seemed to realize she was rambling, and clapped her mouth shut, her eyes turning nervously towards the floor.
“Well, now that we're all acquainted, I believe we have a transporter chief waiting for us. This way,” Geordi turned and walked down the corridor towards the transporter room. Either this was going to be a very interesting mission, or a very confusing one.
“Good job, Harry,” he heard Tom say, “You met the guy and annoyed him in the same conversation.”
“Yeah, well thanks for the backup, good buddy. Some Captain Proton you are.”
“Oh, geez,” said the klingon woman. Geordi still hadn't caught her name, but was pretty sure she was Tom's wife, B'Elanna.
They all stepped into the room, and onto the transporter pad, Dax slinking to the back like a timid bird. Geordi didn't miss the look she and Harry exchanged, though.
Geordi nodded to the chief, “Energize.”