'Of all the stupid times to pick a fight!', David thought to himself as he threw another broken table out of the door and into the corridor.
"Not that it was entirely my fault though", he reiterated softly under his breath. The chef, as he called himself, bent down and grabbed the other end of a long busted table, waiting for Rogers to get to the other end, and the two of them hoisted it to waist height and trundled it over to the doorway and through, where they tossed it down next to the growing pile of rubble already carted out of the mess hall.
"You know Ryback," David stopped and faced the chef, "I don't recall breaking nearly so much of this stuff when we tussled!"
"Tussled? I believe Captain Zach referred to it as, and I quote; 'An out-and-out brawl between two blind bulls!' I am lucky to be keeping my position on board the Devilfish, and your to blame for that Rogers!"
"Oh, c'mon! I just asked for a decent meal, was that so bad?"
"Don't get me started again Rogers, you knew damn well the replicators were offline and I weren't going to be a-cookin' any three-course meals for a passenger."
David knew he had to agree with the man on that point, and also agreed with the Captains...unique...response to damage repair. 'I'd probably done pretty much the same in his shoes I guess,' he thought morosely.
Captain Zachs' unique response was, simply, to charge Rogers with an open bill, drawn off the UFP Devilfish account, for services rendered and for reparations to 'un-specified damage', quote/unquote, to private property belonging to his news corporation.
That had left Rogers with only one of two choices! Work off the bill aboard ship, which conceivably could take a couple years; Or be handed over to the authorities at the next star base for civil prosecution. And Rogers avoided authorities whenever possible!
So now, David Rogers was an "Apprentice cook" on board the UFP Devilfish! And the person whom he had , nearly, wrestled to a standstill in this mess hall only five hours ago, was now his immediate boss for the forseeable future.
'I really gotta learn to watch my mouth sometimes', David thought sheepishly, and followed 'Chef' Ryback back in to finish the cleanup.
ooc: If your chef is not to your liking Zach, edit as necessary ;)